Azalea City Penis Club are currently putting the finishing touches to their debut album, which will be out before the vernal equinox of 2006. They will be touring the UK around the time of its release, bringing with them their baffling blend of hulking stoner riffs, shoegaze racket and college rock tunesmithery.

But, since it’s so bloody cold in the UK (and at Old Faithful) right now, we’ve got another preview track to warm your iPod’s cockles and get you through a long, Penis-free winter.

• Old Faithful (Sorry! No longer available!)

In the words of Simon Grant, “clocking in at just under 6 minutes, she’s mean, she’s monstrous, and she’ll beat you to the bar mitzvah”. We have no idea what this means, but she certainly offers good times.